You will not be surprised to learn that the first man to experience Deja Vu was Adam. When Adam encountered his first moment of Deja Vu, he did not recognize it for what it was, having never experienced it before, and when he asked Eve what it was, she shrugged her shoulders and said in the primordial language Our Lord had concocted for them, “If you don’t know, then I’m certainly not going to tell you.” The reason for Eve’s chagrin was that she had just offered him a piece of fruit, and he took it without question, thereby implying that he had forgotten what had occurred the first time she had offered him a piece of fruit. As it happened, Adam had not forgotten, but had assumed that Eve had learned not to accept comestibles from super-intelligent reptiles. He told her so, and she apologized for snapping with a kiss on his nose before instructing him to bring in the dog and take out the garbage. However, this was several thousands of years even before the birth of Christ. In the present day….
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