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Tuesday, November 29, 2016
How To Stop Feeling Fat
1. Stop adjusting your pants.
2. Stop adjusting your shirt.
3. Stop tightening your muscles.
4. Stop sucking in your gut.
IT WORKS.
Also,
5. Look at Renaissance paintings of women.
Like this one:
And this one:
And this one:
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