Recycled Disney Actors

Interesting thing, my sister and I noticed that a lot of actors in animated Disney movies are also in a lot of other animated Disney movies. So, for the purpose of your Disney education, I have provided a Helpful Chart That Is Completely Useless To Your Life, But Is Nonetheless Slightly Interesting.

And I've split up the men and women actors, because one chart for everybody was too big.

Here you go:

MEN

	J. Pat O’Malley	Ben Wright	Phil Harris	Sterling Holloway	Sebastian Cabot	Pat Buttram	Junius Matthews	Paul Winchell
The Jungle Book	Colonel Hathi	Wolf	Baloo	Kaa	Bagheera
The Sword in the Stone					Sir Ector		Archimedes
The Aristocats			O’Malley	Roquefort		Napoleon
The Little Mermaid		Grimsby
Robin Hood	Otto		Little John			Sherriff of Nottingham
Alice in Wonderland	Walrus/Carpenter			Cheshire Cat
Winnie the Pooh				Pooh	Narrator		Rabbit	Tigger
101 Dalmatians	Colonel/Jasper	Roger
The Fox and the Hound						Chief		Boomer

WOMEN 

	Martha Wentworth	Eleanor Audley	Verna Felton	Lucille Bliss	Jodi Benson
101 Dalmatians	Nanny
The Sword in the Stone	Mad Madam Mimm
Sleeping Beauty		Maleficent	Flora/Queen Leah
Toy Story 3					Barbie
Cinderella		Lady Tremaine	Fairy Godmother	Anastasia
Lady and the Tramp			Aunt Sarah
The Jungle Book			Winnifred
Alice in Wonderland			Queen of Hearts		Ariel
101 Dalmatians				Commercial Jingle Singer

Disney Haikus

I'm supposed to be sleeping right now. But I found a bunch of Disney movies on Pinterest in Haiku form, and now I feel like writing a lot of Haikus, so here's

Disney Haikus by me.

Cinderella

The girl lost her shoe.
The prince picked up the glass shoe.
He followed the smell.

Snow White

Seven Dwarfs live here.
Why is it "Dwarfs" and not "Dwarves?"
It doesn't make sense.

Sleeping Beauty

A girl took a nap,
but then the Prince woke her up.
The creep kissed her face.

The Jungle Book

Mowgli lives down here,
but left his friends for a girl.
Now he can have pants.

Tarzan

Tarzan's an ape man.
Why does he have no mustache?
He has no razors.

The Fox and the Hound

Friends play together.
The old lady dumps the fox.
It is very sad.

Alice in Wonderland

This place is so weird.
It's like The Phantom Tollbooth 
except with a girl.

Peter Pan

Mr. Smee's dumb shirt
is too bloody small for him.
It's driving me nuts.

Tangled

One does not simply
walk away from the tower.
But Rapunzel does.

Frozen

Elsa tries her best
to be a good, nice person
but viewers hate her.

A Little Mermaid

She shouldn't marry.
She's only bloody sixteen.
Please put on a shirt.

Aladdin 

Oppa Gangnam called,
he says he wants his pants back.
I like your monkey.

Pixar Characters With Bastille Songs

I had a long car drive today, so I put on my Bastille album and tried to match each song up with a Pixar character. For your convenience, I have once again organized my list into a Useful Chart.

Song	Characters	Film	Line From Song
Pompeii	Woody and Buzz	Toy Story 3	♪…great clouds rolled over the hills, bringing darkness from above, but if you close your eyes, does it almost seem like nothing’s changed at all? ♪
Bad Blood	Mike and Sulley and Randall	Monsters University + Monsters Inc.	♪These are the days that bind us together, forever […] oh this bad blood here, won’t you let it dry? ♪
These Streets	Lightning McQueen	Cars	♪These streets are yours, you can keep them, in my mind it’s like you haunt them, and passing through, I think I see you in the shapes of other women ♪
The Silence	Marlin and Dory	Finding Nemo	♪it is not enough to be dumbstruck, can you fill the silence? You must have the words in that head of yours ♪
Get Home	Mr. Incredible and Elastigirl	The Incredibles	♪We are the last people standing at the end of the night, we are the greatest pretenders in the cold morning light ♪
Laughter Lines	Carl and Ellie	Up	♪I’ll see you in the future when we’re older, and we are full of stories to be told. Cross my heart and hope to die, I’ll see you with your laughter lines ♪
Laura Palmer	Remy	Ratatouille	♪Walking out into the dark, cutting out a different path, led by your beating heart ♪

Debate: Is Mary Poppins Good Or Evil?

I just had an interesting conversation with my 11-year old brother.

Me: Hey, I just realized: in Middle-Earth, everything evil comes from the East, right?

Anthony: Yeah.

Me: And Mary Poppins comes from the East.

Anthony: Oh!

Me: So Mary Poppins must be a servant of evil come to corrupt the heats of children with her darkness.

Anthony: Yeah, she gets them to like her, and then she makes them evil!

Isaac: What's that?

Anthony: We were saying that Mary Poppins is evil 'cause she comes from the East.

Me: And in Middle-Earth, everything evil comes from the East.

Isaac: Oh, yeah.

Me: But then, Aslan's country is in the East. Does that mean Aslan is evil, or does that mean everything evil is in Middle-Earth, including Mary Poppins, is actually good?

Isaac: Well, Aslan is sort of God.

Me: So Aslan is definitely good.

Anthony: Maybe Aslan set up his country in the evil place so he can fight evil.

Isaac: Yeah!

Me: Or maybe the term "East" is just relative. Like, if you're on one side of the world, East is one way and West is the other way. But if you're on the other side of the world, East is where all the people on the first side of the world are, so logically, they must be evil. But then everywhere in the world is East depending on where you live, so then everybody must be evil.

Isaac: [leaves].

Anthony: yeah....

Me: But then, before Mary Poppins comes, Bert says, "wind's in the East." Does that mean it's coming from the East or going towards the East.

Anthony: yeah...wait...I dunno!

Me: We should watch the movie again and see which way the wethermane, or whatever it's called turns right before she comes.