This one is also about underwear. I didn't mean for that to happen, it just did, and it's not my fault.
Once upon a time, my mom's aunt, I think it was, was on an airplane. I don't know why she was on an airplane or where she was going or where she was coming from, but the point I wish to make is that this story takes place on an airplane. Unless it was a train. But I think it was an airplane. But it might have been a train. I'll pretend it was an airplane. It was airplane.
Once upon a time, my mom's aunt was on an airplane. She was at the gate with all the other passengers. One of the passengers was an Very Fat Woman. All the passengers got aboard the plane. The plane was on the ground. Then the plane was in the air. Then the plane was on the ground.
After the plane was back on the ground, the passengers began to disemboard the plane. Apparently that isn't a word because it has a red squiggle underneath it, but you know what I mean. The passengers began to disemboard the plane. One of the passengers, as I said before, was a Very Fat Woman. The Very Fat Woman was wearing a dress. You men don't know this, but when you're wearing a dress without any little shorts underneath, it's a bit like wearing a tent over your underwear and there's nothing really holding your underwear up except for friction.
Bear this in mind as I tell you what my mom's aunt saw happen to the Very Fat Woman in a dress. While she was walking to the door of the airplane in order to disemboard the airplane, friction failed her and her underwear slipped down her legs and fell around her feet. Not to notice. She stepped out of them and kept walking.
The next part of the story I don't remember if it's true, or if my mom was saying it would be funny if it happened. I'm going to pretend it did happened. The man sitting behind the Very Fat Woman saw her step out of her underwear, and being the Good Samaritan that he was, picked them up. He approached the Very Fat Woman from behind, tapped her on the shoulder and held the underwear up so that she could see it. He said: "Are these yours?"
Actually, I don't think that last part happened.
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