Favorite Humor Quotes

"The voice of Love seemed to call me, but it was the wrong number." - PG Wodehouse

"It turns out, a really good cure for being drunk is when you're on a plane and then an engine explodes and you think you're gonna die." -Arthur Shappey, Cabin Pressure. Series 3, Episode 6 "St. Petersburg"

"She looked as if she had been poured into her clothes and had forgotten to say 'when.'" -PG Wodehouse

"The weather is very hot for February, but then, of course, it is July." -John Finnemore

"I do not want people to be agreeable, as it saves me the trouble of liking them." -Jane Austen

"He is a pig-person." -Leonie, Georgette Heyer's These Old Shades 

"He never hurt a fly, but he killed loads of people." -John Finnemore

"You're an idiot with a beard hanging off of it." -Bernard Black

"If he had a mind, there was something on it." -PG Wodehouse

"Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship." -Andy Bernard, "The Office"

"I am faster than 80% of all snakes." -Dwight Schrute, "The Office"

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