Wildfires

Hello!

If I haven't posted anything in a few days, it's because I've discovered secret hidden powers that I never knew I had and thusly have put them to good use in serving the public. 

I discovered I had said secret hidden powers when I was on youtube and I saw an ad with Smoky Bear pointing at me saying "Only you can stop wildfires." It hit me then that I, and only I, had the power to stop wildfires, so I stopped what I was doing and went out in search of wildfires to stop. 

I found the wildfires to which Smoky Bear had referred, and, with no aid whatsoever from professional Wildfire Stoppers, I stopped them singlebarehandedly. 

Now that I am in full awareness of the great powers I possess, there is no longer any need to fear the deadly power of wildfires, for I will stop them. There is no need to thank me, for if I did not do this, no one else would. As Smoky Bear said, only I can and only I will. 

Now someone please tell Smoky Bear to go soak his head and leave me alone.