I was talking to my brother the other day, and we've both noticed that people have complained that The Lord of the Rings movies are racist because none of the characters are black.
So, in order to make the movies "not racist," we've decided to remake all three movies with an entirely African-American cast.
Morgan Freeman will (obviously) play Gandalf.
Will Smith will play Aragorn.
Chris Tucker will play Legolas.
Leslie David Barker (Stanley from "The Office") will play Gimli
Eddie Murphy will play Boromir.
Jaden Smith will play Frodo.
Kid President will play Sam.
Doug E. Doug (Sanka from "Cool Runnings") will play Merry.
Rawle D. Lewis (Junior from "Cool Runnings") will play Pippin.
Lawrence Fishburne will play Elrond.
Queen Latifah will play Galadriel.
Keke Palmer will play Eowyn.
LL Cool J will play Eomer.
Problem solved.
haha Stanley as Gimili hahahahaha
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