Thursday, July 31, 2014

Ignorant Peasants

Sometimes my life is

Me: LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK HOW AWESOME THIS THING IS!!!!!

Ignorant Peasant: Meh.

Me: THAT'S THE BADDEST EPICKEST THING IN THE WORLD!!!! WHY ARE YOU NOT EXCITED ABOUT THIS?!

Ignorant Peasant: *yawn*

Me: YOU FOOL!! WHY ARE YOU NOT EXCITED? IS YOUR SOUL FILLED WITH FLAVORLESS OATMEAL?

Ignorant Peasant: Yeah.


and I feel like Benny in The Lego Movie when nobody will let him build a spaceship.

To be fair, Ignorant Peasants probably have stuff to do and actually know relevant things about life.


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