I am constantly running into articles entitled something like "20 Things You Should Know About Ebola," "15 Times Disney Proved You Don't Need a Man To Save You," "5000 People I Encountered Today Who Need To Go Soak Their Heads," etc. They sort of bother me after a while, probably for no good reason, I just enjoy being annoyed. But they get a little old, because
1. The list never includes what I think/hope it's going to include, which is annoying.
2. The titles aren't interesting to read, which doesn't really matter, I just get tired of reading them every time I go online which rhymes which is awesome.
3. I ran out of things to say, I just don't feel like getting up to brush my teeth.
4. It's more fun to read something written as a complete thought that flows more and isn't "bam, bam, bam."
5. They cause me to make stupid posts like this one and lose sleep.
Also, Disney, some people do need a man to save them. If I'm ever like, dead, and the only way I can come back to life is if a man kisses me, then I need a man to kiss me, hence, I need a man to save me. So far I've spent most of my life in chill mode. If I'm ever in a desperate situation with little or no hope of escape and no man is coming to save me, I might just be screwed.
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