Big Red

Me: Oh, by the way my car has a new name.

Thomas and/or Isaac: Yeah?

Me: Yeah, now I call him "Big Red."

Disclaimer: my car looks like this:

Thomas: Why don't you call it "Little Blue?" 

Me: Because "Big Red"'s  a conversation starter. If I call my car "Little Blue," nobody's going to ask me, "Why did you decide to call your car 'Little Blue?'" Whereas if I call it "Big Red," they'll ask me about it. 

Thomas: Ah, that makes sense. 

Isaac: Yeah, but what're you going to say when they ask you why you call your car "Big Red?" 

Me: I'll just say what I'm saying now. 

Isaac: Yeah, but we're not talking about why you call your car "Big Red." 

Thomas: Yeah we are. We've been talking about it this whole time. 

Me: I call it "Big Red" because it's a conversation starter. 

Isaac: Yeah but this isn't much of a conversation. 

Me: Yeah, but we wouldn't even be talking if I called my car "Little Blue" instead of "Big Red." 

Thinking back, the conversation was more lengthy, but it mostly just kept going in circles. Also I've cut out the bits where we were all talking at once and snort-laughing at each other stupid retorts.