Toy Story 4 [Part 2]

Please note that this is Part 2, and that Part 1 may be found in The Archives.

When we left off last time, Buzz Lightyear had just lost the Stunt-Off with the Legolas Action Figure and his rival in the battle for Jessie's hand. Buzz is now wallowing in a deep depression and Legolas is attempting to woo Jessie.

Meanwhile, some distance across the continent, Andy has emerged as The 75th Reincarnation of The Mighty Tim from Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and as such is deemed a Benevolent Personage Of Great Power And Repute. However, Dark Enemies are seeking a way to destroy Andy for his Benevolence and his Great Power and his Repute. They decide to summon Andy's Evil Counterpart from Hell using a spell that requires an object to which Andy has been attached, in this case, Woody.

Woody is thusly stolen by the Dark Enemies and taken to their Hideout. Buzz and Legolas must now put aside their differences and combine forces to save their friend, which they do through a series of complicated escape tactics of which I am not aware because it's too late at night and I don't feel like thinking of any. But I do know that in the process of rescuing Woody and saving Andy from Total Annihilation, Legolas discovers that he is, in fact, a toy. Having thus been stripped of his supposed identity, Legolas decides not to woo Jessie (who prefers Buzz anyway) and to do some of his own soul-searching in privacy. Buzz proclaims his love for Jessie and they are married, while Legolas writes a self-help autobiographical novel entitled Toy Story: A Tale of Self-Acceptance and Coping with Being Constantly Friend-zoned by Ginger Maidens.

And they all lived Happily Ever After.

Fin.