Friday, August 8, 2014

How To Be A Healthy Person Without Going Kaput And Dying

I have made a Magnificent Discovery. Here it is:

If you like chocolate, you're nuts about it, which means you're a cocoa-nut.

Cocoa-nut = coconut

Coconuts are healthy.

If you are what you eat, then you eat what you are. Therefore, if you are a coconut, you eat coconuts.

Coconuts are healthy.

You are healthy.

CONCLUSION: Love chocolate and live a long, healthy, and prosperous life with your children, your wives, and your riches.


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