I've thought of a bunch of stupid puns in the last few days, and I need to get them all down before I forget them in case I ever have the chance to use them.
1. I go on Pinterest when I'm board.
2. I don't want this belt to be put to waist.
3. A Saran-wrap salesman tried to rip me off, but I saw right through him.
4. Thorin uses his Oakenshield instead of an actual shield because he's trying to branch out.
5. When Gandalf drives places, he has to park in Staff Parking.
That's all I've got right now. I might come back and add more later.
Out.
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