"Goyle" by Lorde Voldemort

This is a re-write of the chorus of a song called "Royals" by Lorde.

Potterized by yours truly.

Ahem.

♪ ...cause every song's like
gold snitch
Great Hall
Myrtle's in the bathroom
dungeons
dress robes
trashin' up the dorm room
We don't care,
we're flying hippogriffs in our dreams

and everybody's like
crystal balls and
fortunes in the tea leaves
potions,
charm work
dragons on a gold leash,
we don't care,
we aren't caught up in your love affair

'cause I'm Gregory GOOOYLE (Goyle)
there's no one with purer blood
that kind of stuff just ain't for us
we crave a different kind of buzz

lemme be your RUUUULER (ruler)
I'm so happy being me
'cause baby I rule (I rule, I rule, I RULE!)
lemme live that fantasy ♪