Useless Charts Re. Parallel Universes

Hello!

Hobbit 3 comes out tomorrow/tonight, and I'm seeing it tomorrow evening. Hooray!

But I need something to do in the meantime. So without further adieu, here's a Useless Chart detailing the reasons why I think that Sam Winchester is really Harry Potter in an Alternate Universe:

Also, I know that it's "ado" and not "adieu," so don't tell me.

Anyway, here goes:

Harry Potter	Sam Winchester
Scar pain = visions	Head pain = visions
Badass life = no girlfriend	Badass life = no girlfriend
Mother died in his nursery via Evil Dark Wizard	Mother died in his nursery via Fugly Demon
Unbeatable Wand	Unbeatable Gun
Has a wise-ass, slightly potty-mouthed best friend with a flying car	Has a wise-ass, slightly potty-mouthed big brother with a car that doesn’t fly but is nonetheless equally awesome
Hair style serves as an indicator of which movie you’re watching	Hair style serves as an indicator of which season you’re watching
Comes back from the dead	Comes back from the dead several times
Voldemort’s horcrux	Lucifer’s vessel
Has to die to kill Voldemort	Has to go to hell in order to defeat Lucifer
Almost everyone he loves is dead	Almost everyone he loves is dead
Ditches school to fight evil	Ditches school to fight evil

And for no extra charge, here's a Useless Chart detailing the reasons why I think Dean Winchester is really Sokka from The Last Airbender in an Alternate Universe:

Sokka	Dean Winchester
Sarcastic	Sarcastic
Protective big brother	Protective big brother
Likes food	Loves food
“There has to be a logical explanation for this.”	“There has to be a logical explanation for this.”
Has a kid sister with an Important Necklace	Has an Important Necklace
Dead mom	Dead mom
Blind friend	Blind friend
Likes puns	Likes puns
Can’t bend the elements but is naturally badass	Isn’t psychic-ish like Sam but is naturally badass
Gets stoned by cactus juice	Gets stoned by Leviathan Turducken Sandwiches
Best friend is the Avatar	Best friend is an angel
Gets trapped in the Spirit World	Periodically gets trapped in Hell, Purgatory, Astral World, Heaven, Alternate Reality, etc.

So by the associative property of addition, 

if the Supernatural universe overlaps with the Harry Potter universe, and the Supernatural universe overlaps with the Avatar universe, then the Harry Potter universe overlaps with the Avatar universe. 

Which [I think] means that Harry Potter is really Aang in an alternate universe. 

Aang	Harry
Has to defeat central villain to save the world	Has to defeat central villain to save the world
Has important tattoos	Has important scar(s)
Travels by flying	Travels by flying (half the time ish)
Comes back to life via Spirit Water	Comes back to life via Voldemort Screwed Up
Has snarky best friends	Has snarky best friends
Has a pet lemur that flies	Has a pet owl that flies
In love with friend’s sister	In love with friend’s sister
Randomly has visions	Has visions