Re-Watching Episode 1

A couple of weeks ago, I finished the last of Netflix's supply of Supernatural episodes, so I'm more or less caught up to the current season. The thing is though, I now have nothing to do with my life, so last night I decided I'd go back to season 1 and start over.

Re-watching the Pilot episode, I was like

SAM YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT.

First he said, "I need to be back by Monday." And I went

Then he said "It's just a little family drama." And I went 

Then he said "Everything's going to be OK." And I went 

And then this happened: 

Sam: What would I do without you?

Jess: Crash and burn. 

And I went 

again, because that's literally what happened to Jess. 

She was so mad at him for leaving her, she hit the ceiling. 

OK I'm done.