2015 and Deep Family Discussions

Happy 2015!!

To start off the new year, my brothers and I had a Deep Discussion re how many words in the English language are synonyms for the word poop.

Here's how it started:

One of them (I forget who) stated the obvious.

Me: No, crap, Columbo.
Isaac: What?
Me: Yeah, you know, instead of "no sh**, Sherlock." Or I could've said "no, poop, Poirot."
Thomas: Or "no, crap, Clouseau."
Me: Xackly.
Isaac: Or "no, stool....." hrmm.

[pause]

Me: Are there any detectives that start with F?
Thomas: Miss Frizzle?
Me: "No, feces, Frizzle!"

[pause]

Isaac: .....are there any words for "poop" that start with M?
Me:*thinking*
Thomas: *thinking*
Me: I'll Bing it.

[pause]

Me: Bing says "bankrupt, cripple, drain, draw, fatigue-"
Isaac: What's that have to do with poop???
Thomas: psh.
Me: Bing has failed. I'll Google it.

[pause]

Me: Google says "dung, feces, ejectamenta-" BAHAHA
Thomas: *snort-laughing and crying*
Isaac: *snort-laughing and crying*
Me: *snort-laughing and crying*
Thomas: I have to go ejectamenta.
Me: *more snort-laughing and crying*
Isaac: *more snort-laughing and crying*
Thomas: *more snort-laughing and crying*
Me: Oh, look, manure!
Isaac: OH YEAH "no, manure, Monk!"

Fair warning, I'll be using "ejectamenta" in place of "poop" from now on.