Batman's Underwear

I have a theory.

I think Batman wears his underwear on the outside of his pants as a way of showing humility. I think it's his way of saying "Hey, Gotham, this is me, and this is my underwear. I would bare my underwear for you. My underwear is yours. Let the villains laugh, I will endure it for you."

But then some of the villains wear their underwear on the outside of their pants too. Maybe that's their way of saying, "Hey, Gotham, this is my underwear, and I don't care who sees it! My underwear is sexier than Batman's underwear! Har!"

It's weird how two people can do exactly the same thing for completely opposite purposes.

Speaking of underwear, I was thinking about the movie Cinderella Man, and if James J. Braddock had died in that last fight and if I could have done the eulogy, I would've said something like this:

"Mr. Braddock was a great boxer. It's a shame that his time on this earth was so brief. He was always there to cover my ass."

Sorry, I couldn't help it.