Monday, February 3, 2014

Misplaced Quotes: Back to the Future

Lord of the Rings

Sam: Mr. Frodo? It’s the Ring, isn’t it?
Frodo: It’s getting heavy.
Sam: There’s that word again, “heavy.” Why are things so heavy? Is there a problem with Middle Earth’s gravitational pull?

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Gollum: What did you call me?
Frodo: That’s your name isn’t it? Smeagol? It’s written all over your underwear.

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Merry: Our friends are out there. They need our help! They cannot fight this war on their own! So why don’t you make like a tree and get outta here?

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Harry Potter

Snape: How extraordinarily like your father you are, Potter. He was a slacker too.

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Bellatrix Lestrange (to Hermione): Why don’t we have a little chat girl to girl?
Ron: Hey you! Get your damn hands off her!

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Hermione: Damn! Where is that kid?...Damn!......Damn-damn!
Ron: Don’t worry. He’ll be here soon.
Hermione: Will-you-stop-EATING? Your best friend is missing!


Sherlock

John: There’s a HEAD in the fridge!
Sherlock: John, don’t be such a square, anybody who’s anyone’s got a head in the fridge.
John: A BLOODY HEAD!
Sherlock: John, you’re beginning to sound just like my mother.

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Sherlock: You’re wrong, you know. You do count. You’ve always counted and I’ve always trusted you. But you were right. I’m not ok.
Molly: What do you need?
Sherlock: Molly…my density has popped me to you.
Molly: What?
Sherlock: I mean….
Molly: Wait, don’t I know you from somewhere?
Sherlock: Yes! Yes. I’m Sherlock, Sherlock Holmes. I am your density. I mean…your destiny.


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