The Dream

I have to tell you about the dream I had last night.

It was an awesome dream. It was one of those dreams where, if it really happened, you would say, "This is too good. It must be a dream." And then you say, "No, dreams are never this good, dreams are weird, so this can't be a dream." And then you finally reach a conclusion and say, "This must be a daydream, because daydreams are good," and then you say, "Wait, sometimes in my daydreams terrible things happen to me." And then finally you think, "Maybe I've died and gone to Heaven. Yeah, that's it." It was one of those dreams.

Here's how the dream went: Mr. Frederickson from Up was on the beach dressed in swim trunks that went up to his armpits, and he was acting like Emo Spiderman in Spiderman 3. Then he spotted Gru's Mom from Despicable Me and started winking at her and giving her thumbs ups while she shot him toothy grins. Then the dream ended. It was the best dream I ever had. I wish I had recorded it so I can watch it again.