ChapStick

I strongly advise the chapped lippers of the world to use ChapStick. Here's why.

I never use ChapStick. I have a stick of it in my wallet for when I need it, but in order to get to it, I have to open up my wallet and take it out, which is a pain in the arse, so it never happens.

This has a certain advantage to it. When I'm bored, I can pick off all my dead lip debris which makes my mouth look less disgusting and gives me something to do.

What invariably happens though, is this: I pull at the dead part of skin on my lip, and it comes off. The problem is, it's attached to living skin, which also starts to come off. I have to keep pulling, because I don't want a huge piece of dead skin swinging from my lower lip and bouncing every time I talk. Eventually it comes off, but now my lip is bleeding. I mop up the blood with the cuff of my sleeve. Now, there is blood all over the cuff of my sleeve, and still seeping from my lower lip.

So, just use ChapStick. It's really a lot less messy and it'll save you a lot of heartbreak.