Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: The Musical

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince: The Musical

Act 1: Voldemort Makes A Mess Out Of England ("An Actor's Life For Me" from "Pinocchio")

(Voldemort)

♪ Hi, diddle dee dee
A Dark Lord's life for me

I’m killing muggle-borns left and right

I’m wreaking havoc all through the night

Hi diddle dee day

A Dark Lord’s life is gay

It’s great to be a monstrosity

A Dark Lord’s life for me!

Hi diddle dee dum

A Dark Lord’s life is fun!

Hi diddle dee dee!

A Dark Lord’s life for me!

I’m zapping folks with my phoenix wand

I kill brunettes and I’m killing blondes

Now to infinity and beyond!

A Dark Lord’s life for me! ♪

Act 2: Harry Meets Horace Slughorn ("Part of Your World" from "A Little Mermaid")

(Slughorn)

♪Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?

Wouldn’t you think my collection’s complete?

Wouldn’t you think I’m a guy, a guy who has everything?

Look at this shelf, look and behold

How many photos can one cabinet hold?

Lookin around wouldn’t you think “sure, he knows everyone?”

I’ve got famous great wizards a plenty

I’ve taught names of great interest galore

You want ministry berks? I’ve got twenty

But who cares? No big deal I want more

I wanna teach Harry Potter now

I wanna see, wanna see him learning

It was so cool when he escaped that-what’s that word again? Oh, death.

I’m sick and tired of hiding now

Harry’s required to make me famous

Thinkin about it makes me lose my-what dyou call it? Breath.

Watchin him walk, watchin him run,

He’s truly Lily Potter’s son

Oh, dear Harry

Wish I could be part of your wooooorld.♪

Act 3: Malfoy Brags About Possibly Being a Death Eater ("Hi Ho" from "Snow White")

(Malfoy)

♪Hi ho, hi ho

It’s off to work I’ll go

I’ll leave this school and all these fools

Hi ho,

Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho,

It’s off to work I’ll go

For Him I’ll work to kill these berks

Hi ho,

Hi ho!♪

Act 4: Felix Felices ("When You Wish Upon a Star" from "Pinocchio")

(Slughorn)

♪When you drink this little brew

Makes no difference what you do

Fortune will be yours before you

Make one blink

Here’s the Draught of living death

If you make it, hold your breath

if you make it, Liquid Luck

Is yours to drink♪ 

Act 5: The House of Gaunt (Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe)

(Dumbledore)

♪There was an old geezer

Who lived in a slum

To say he was kindly

Is sooner said than done

He had two children there

His daughter, tis said

Was Voldemort’s mother

Before she got all dead.♪ 

Act 6: Voldemort as a Boy ("Chava Ballet Sequence" from "The Fiddler on the Roof")

(Dumbledore)

♪Little boy

Little Voldemort

Harry, this is how he was when he was young

Everything will soon be clear

Snarky and rude and mischevious 

That weird little boy you were

Voldemort, voldemort

Little boy

Little Voldemort

He was always such a creepy little thing

But everybody’s favorite child

Snarky and rude and mischevious 

That weird little boy you were

Voldemort

Voldemort ♪

Act 7: Slughorn's Memory (Bob the Builder Theme Song)

(Dumbledore)

♪Sluughorn’s mem’ry

Can you get it?

Sluuuuughorn’s mem’ry

(Harry)

Yes I can!

(Dumbledore)

We’ve got to conquer

Voldemort

The memory is our

Last resort

You must convince

My fat old chum

To give you the mem’ry

To get the job done

Can we do it?

(Harry)

Yeah!

(Dumbledore)

Can you get it?

(Harry)

Yeah!

(Dumbledore)

Slughorn’s mem’ry

Can you get it?

Slughorn’s mem’ry

(Harry)

Yes I can! ♪

Act 8: Ron Gets Poisoned ("Healing Incantation" from "Tangled")

(Harry)

♪Boezar, small and round

Let your power shine

Save what has been lost

Bring back what once was mine

Ronald has been hurt

Poison in the wine

Save what has been lost

Bring back what once was mine

What once was mine.♪

Act 9: Sectumsempra ("Little Dressmakers" from "Cinderella")

(Harry)

♪Sectumsempra,  sectumsempra

Malfoy’s down with Sectumsempra

He was crying in the bathroom

So I snuck in, did some spying

Then he caught me and he cursed me

He tried to keep me hopping

We went around in circles till we’re very very dizzy

Still he hexed me! So I called out Sectumsepmra♪

(Snape)

♪Hey! Harry did it!

Harry did it, Harry did it

Harry called out sectumsempra

He made Malfoy really bloody

And then he went a-running

(Harry)

Oh, no I didn’t do it!

I don’t even know him

Just going to the loo today

I don’t want any trouble

It was never me who called out sectumsempra

(Snape)

Harry, Harry, Harry, Harry,

I know you said Sectumsempry

You are such a little liar

I’m watching you perspire

(Harry)

Someone just cut him with the scissors!

You can just do some sewing

(Snape)

Leave the sewing to the women.

You will get detention

Cause I know that you cursed him with Sectumsempra

Oh! I know that you cursed him with Sectumsempra ♪

Act 10: The Cave ("Poor Unfortunate Souls" from "A Little Mermaid")

(Dumbledore)

♪I admit I’ve got a mind the size of Europe

They weren’t kidding when they called me, well, a brain

And you’ll find that nowadays

I haven’t changed my ways

And I believe that you can be the same

And I fortunately know a little magic

It’s a talent that I always have possessed

I think Voldemort won’t laugh

If I use it on his behalf

To destroy his objects that protect his soul

A part of Voldemort’s soul

In a cave, indeed

This one I think is the locket

Not the ring and not the snake

And so we must go with all speed

A part of Voldemort’s soul

So sad, so true

It’s just sitting in a basin

With protections, yes I know

But we must get it

Harry, dude.

Now it’s happened once or twice

That I’ve had to pay a price

To destroy a Horcrux, see I burnt my hand

But I never will complain

Though this hand drives me insane

But we’ll destroy Lord Voldemort’s soul!♪

Act 11: Ode to Dumbledore ("Madeline" from "Madeline")

(Harry)

♪If you believe you must be mean in order to be tough

You should have got to know him

He’d teach you other stuff

Oh, Dumbledore, oh Dumbledore

You were so very tall

Oh Dumbledore, oh Dumbledore

The wisest of all

He may have been a geezer

A gentleman so soft

But that would never stop him

From pissing villains off

Oh, Dumbledore oh Dumbledore

You weren’t afraid at all

Oh Dumbledore, oh Dumbledore

The bravest of all!♪

The End