Friday, August 23, 2013

The Princess Bride in the Matrix

We were watching The Matrix the other day, and my Ma pointed out that you can make about 10 billion references to The Princess Bride that fit scarily well.

1. Neo: Why do my eyes hurt?
Dozer: You've been mostly dead all day.
Tank: We had Miracle Morpheus give you a red pill to bring you back.

2. (Kung Fu scene)
Morpheus: You're wonderful!
Neo: Thank you! I've worked hard to become so.

3. Agent Smith: Goodbye, Mr. Anderson.
Neo: My name is Neo! You kill my father. Prepare to die!

4. Agent Smith: I hate this place, this zoo, this prison....It's the smell.
Morpheus: It's not that bad. Well, I'm not saying I'd like to build a summer home here but the trees are actually quite lovely.

5. (Cypher shoots Tank with the fire gun thing)
Cypher: Well now. That was an adventure. Singed a bit were you?

6. (Neo and Trinity kiss)
Morpheus: Oh, no. No PLEASE. They're kissing again.

7. Morpheus: Welcome to the desert of the real.
Neo: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

That's all I can think of at the moment. I think there's more I need to watch the movie again

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