How to Feel Like a Princess

I don't know how princesses feel in general, because I've never been a princess and I've never met a princess who then told me how she felt. But, I think there's an understanding that princesses normally feel good. So, here's

How to Feel Good, Probably Like A Princess by Elizabeth


1. Give yourself a pedicure. I did this tonight, and it was lovely. First I just stuck my feet in a hot bath for a few minutes, then scrubbed them with a washcloth, then put Foot Lotion on them, then put on my slippers. It was lovely. And I don't know how much getting a pedicure usually costs, but I think it's around 30 dollars, so now I owe myself 30 dollars to spend on whatever I want.


2. Drink a Nice Hot Cup of Coffee. This process is very simple. First, you make yourself a nice hot cup of coffee just the way you like it, then you drink it. Or, if you don't like coffee, drink some nice tea. It doesn't matter what you do while you drink your coffee or tea, just as long as you drink it and enjoy it. If it doesn't turn out just the way you like it, enjoy it anyway.

3. If you have to do work, pretend you're Cinderella and all your dreams will come true. Which would suck for me, because it would mean I'd have to wrestle a terrifyingly fluffy cat in the dark basement to the death.

4. Write a story about all your favorite fictional characters saving you from all your favorite fictional villains. For example, I would write a story about being held captive by Voldemort, Sauron, The Daleks, and Gordon Shappey and then Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Fred, George, Ginny, Neville, Luna, The Doctor, Douglas, Martin, and Arthur rescue me by the means of swords and wands and sonic screwdrivers and polar bears and yellow cars and dragon fruit.

5. Watch an old movie from your childhood. The other night, I was feeling very much not like a princess, so I watched Madeline on youtube and then I felt like a princess.

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