Misplaced Quotes: Napoleon Dynamite

For my own amusement

Sherlock 
 
John: So, me and you are pretty much friends now, right?
Sherlock: I don't have *FRIENDS*.

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Sherlock: Bored.
John: What?
Sherlock: BORED!
John: Sherlock, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day.

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Moriarty: I've shown you what I can do, I cut loose all those people.
Sherlock: Since when, Moriarty? You have like the worst reflexes of all time!

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Harry Potter 

Hermione: As long as Dumbledore's here, Harry, you're safe. Dumbledore offers you his protection.

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Ron: Third year, he fought off about a hundred dementors at once.
Harry: They kept trying to attack my cousins! What the heck would you do in a situation like that?
Neville: What kind of gun did you use?
Harry: A freakin' twelve gauge, what dyou think???

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Harry: How long did it take you to grow that moustache?
Sirius: 12 YEARS! IN AZKABAN!!!
Harry: I wish I could grow one.

The Lord of the Rings

Gandalf: You cannot pass!
Frodo: Gandalf!
Gandalf: I am the servant of the secret fire, wielder of the flame of Arnor. Get off my property or I'll call the cops on you!

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Eowyn: Where is she? The woman who gave you that jewel?
Aragorn: I dunno, but she left all this crap on my porch.

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Gimli: Toss me.
Aragorn: What?
Gimli: I cannot jump the distance! You'll have to toss me!
Legolas: You got like, three feet of air that time. Can I try it really quick?

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Sam:...Rosie Cotton dancing. She had ribbons in her hair. If I ever were to marry someone, it would've been her.
Frodo: To bad. She says she doesn't want you here when she gets back because you've been ruining everybody's lives and eating all her steak.


The Princess Bride

The Man In Black: Draw me the rope.
Inigo: I'm really busy right now.
Man In Black: Will you do me a favor then? Could you bring me my ChapStick?
Inigo: No.
Man In Black: But my lips hurt real bad!