Haikus

I'm in a poetry mood today, so here's a few haikus.

The Raven

I was taking a small nap* I just re-read this and realized it's not 5 syllables. my bad
Then a weird noise woke me up
A bird was talking.

Mirror

Sylvia Plath hates
mirrors because they suck you up
And then you will die.

Romeo and Juliet

A boy liked a girl
But then they both killed themselves
And it was so sad.

A Midsummer Night's Dream

Some guys loved some girls
Then some magic messed them up
But they got better.


The Taming of the Shrew

Kate was a mean girl.
Then her boyfriend made her nice.
Then they were happy.

The Three Little Pigs

Three pigs made houses
A wolf blew some of them down.
One pig ate the wolf.

The Fellowship of the Ring

Frodo had a ring.
It was bad. He hated it.
He wanted it gone.

The Two Towers

Sméagol helped Frodo.
Sam really hated Sméagol.
He helped anyway.

The Return of the King

Frodo killed the ring.
Everybody was happy
And Aragorn ruled.

Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Harry's a wizard.
He helped save a magic stone
and You-Know-Who lost.

Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets

A room is open.
A monster killed some people.
But Harry killed it.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

Dementors are here.
Harry's godfather will die
Unless they save him.