(Voldemort)
♪ I’m Lord Voldemort and I’m OK
I sleep all night and I work all day! ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He’s Lord Voldemort and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day! ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ I kill my foes, I eat my lunch,
I go to the lavatory
On Wednesdays I kill mudbloods
And eat them up for tea! ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He kills his foes, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory
On Wednesdays he kills mudbloods
And eats them up for tea! ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ I kidnap kids, I skip and jump
I like to murder muggles
I put on black goth clothing
And get everyone in trouble! ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He kidnaps kids, he skips and jumps
He likes to murder muggles
He puts on black, goth clothing
And gets everyone in trouble! ♪
♪ He’s Lord Voldemort and he’s OK
He sleeps all night, and he works all day! ♪
(Voldemort)
♪I torture folks, I wear black cloaks
Get pampered at the spa
I’m glad I’m not a muggle
Just like my dear Papa! ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He tortures folks, he wears black cloaks,
Get’s pampered at the spa
He’s Lord Voldemort and he’s OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day! ♪
Act 2: The Seven Potters ("Bibbidi Bobbidi Boo" from "Cinderella")
(Mad-Eye Moody)
♪ Here is some brew I made just for you
Some Polyjuice Potion for you.
They'll drink it up now, and what have we got?
Six more guys look just like you! ♪
♪ Here is some brew I made just for you
Some Polyjuice Potion for you.
We can do magic, believe it or not!
Polyjuice Potion for you! ♪
♪ This brew is part of our scheme
to make them all look like you
and the Death Eaters can't-indeed, they shan't-
be able to tell which is you! ♪
Oh!
♪ Here is a brew I made just for you
Some Polyjuice Potion for you.
They'll drink it up now and what have we got?
Six more guys look just like
six more guys look just like
six more guys look just like you! ♪
Act 3: Bill and Fleur's Wedding ("Sunrise, Sunset" from "The Fiddler on the Roof")
(Mrs. Weasley)
♪ Isn't that the little boy I carried?
isn't that the snotty girl I hate? ♪
(Mr. Weasley)
♪ I know at first you didn't like her
but it's too late ♪
(Mrs. Weasley)
♪ How did she get to be a beauty?
When did he get to be so tall? ♪
(Mr. Weasley)
♪ Wasn’t it yesterday when he was small? ♪
(Both)
♪ Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Weasleys turn overnights to adults
Growing up even as we gaze ♪
♪Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears. ♪
(Hermione)
♪ They look so natural together ♪
(Ron)
♪ Just like two newlyweds should be ♪
(Both)
♪ Is there a canopy in store for me? ♪
(All)
♪ Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the days
Weasleys turn overnights to adults
Growing up even as we gaze ♪
♪Sunrise, sunset
Sunrise, sunset
Swiftly flow the years
One season following another
Laden with happiness and tears. ♪
♪ I sat in the boat with Voldemort
And through the lake we went
Until we reached a small island
Whence began that tragic event. ♪
♪ The Dark Lord placed in the basin
A locket that he had
Then filled it up with liquid stuff
Which tasted very bad ♪
♪ Then he got on the tiny boat
And left me there to die
But then my master summoned me
So I came back to his side ♪
♪ Then master got into the boat
And we both floated back there
He said the locket must be destroyed
Or else we must beware. ♪
♪ So Kreacher’s had it all these years
But now, alas, it’s lost
I never could demolish it
I disobeyed my boss. ♪
Act 5: Harry, Ron and Hermione Plan To Break Into The Ministry To Find The Locket ("A Dream is a Wish Your Heart Makes" from "Cinderella")
(Harry)
♪ Our scheme must be smart and flawless
at the Ministry
We will undermine their prowess
we'll break through their security ♪
♪ Have faith in our scheme, then someday
the locket will come smiling through.
No matter how our hearts are grieving, if we keep on believing
the scheme that we wish will come true ♪
♪ la laaaa la la LAAAAAA da da dum ♪
♪ dum da dum da deeeee ♪
♪ la laaaa la la LAAAAAAAAA da da dum ♪
♪ da dum dum, da dum dum da deee. ♪
♪ la laaaaa la la LAAAAAAAA da dum dum ♪
♪ da da da da da dum da deeeeee ♪
♪ No matter how your hearts are grieving,
if you keep on believing,
The scheme that we wish will come true. ♪
Act 6: The Forest of Dean ("Oodelally Oodelally" from "Robin Hood")
♪ Harry Potter and his friends
Campin in the forest
Snqppin back and forth
At what the others have to say
Arguing bout this and that
And having such a rough time,
Oodelally oodelally, golly what a day. ♪
♪ Ever, ever thinking there's Dementors in the area
And always always being so afraid
Ever dreaming that a scheming snatcher and his cronies
Will come follow them and ruin up the day. ♪
♪ Harry Potter and his friends, campin in the forest
Tryin to destroy the horcrux, make it go away
Taking turns in wearing it and getting really grumpy
Oodelally, oodelally, golly what a day ♪
♪ Oodelally oodelally golly what a day. ♪
Act 7: Ron Leaves ("Brave Sir Robin" from "Monty Python and the Holy Grail")
(Harry)
♪ Bravely, bold sir Ronald
Ran away from Hogwarts school
He was not afraid to die,
Oh, brave Sir Ronald ♪
♪ He was not at all afraid
To be killed in nasty ways
Brave, brave, brave, brave, Sir Ronald ♪
♪ He was not in the least bit scared
To be cursed into a pulp
Or to have his eyes gouged out
And his elbows hexed off.
To have his red hair singed
And his freckles scraped away
To have his arm all scraped and mangled
Brave Sir Ronald.♪
♪ His head smashed in
And his heart cut out
And his liver removed
And his guts crushed up
And his nostrils plugged
And his bottom burned up- ♪
Ron: That's enough music for now, Harry.
(Harry)
♪ Brave Sir Ronald ran away
Bravely ran away away
When Ronald got all sick of it
Yes, brave Sir Ronald turned about
And gallantly he chickened out
Bravely taking to his feet
He made a very brave retreat
Bravest of the braaaave Sir Ronald! ♪
Act 8: Godric's Hollow (The Addams Family Theme Song from "The Addams Family")
(Harry)
♪ Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword ♪
♪ We'll go to Godric's Hollow
I hope we won't be followed
We'll find Bathilda Bagshot
I think she has the sword ♪
♪ We finally finally made it
I do not really like it
It's snowy and it's cold out
but we must find the sword ♪
♪ Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword
Gryffindor's Sword ♪
♪ Oh no! Bathilda's changing!
She's moving really strangely
I think that she is changing
into You-Know-Who's snake! ♪
♪ Voldemort's snake
Voldemort's snake
Voldemort's snake
Voldemort's snake
Voldemort's snake ♪
Act 9: The Silver Doe ("Do Re Me" from "The Sound of Music")
(Harry)
♪ Doe, a deer, a silver deer
Pray, I don’t want it to run
Me, I’ll follow it myself
Far, wherever it will run
So, it’s going to that lake
Blah, the water’s really cold
Gee, there’s so much here at stake
But I’ve got to trust the doe, doe doe doe…..♪
Act 10: Ron Destroys the Horcrux ("I Can Go The Distance" from "Hercules")
(Harry)
♪ You left us, Ron.
You went far away
But I'm so glad you're back
I can't believe it's you
You just saved my life
And you got the sword
I think you should destroy
the Horcrux, yes I do ♪
♪ You have found a way
to destroy the Horcrux
Make it go away
I think it should be you
And Hermione's smile
will be worth your while
and right here with she and I
is right where you belong ♪
Act 11: The Tale of the Three Brothers ("The Sound of Music" from "The Sound of Music")
(Hermione)
♪ Now here is the tale of the Deathly Hallows
from Beadle the Bard's book of tales of lore
Three brothers encountered the Deathly Hallows
Three brothers that you've never heard of before ♪
♪ The first one was given Death's wand of enormous strength that could blast off your head
The second was given a magic rock that could bring back the dead
The third was endowed with Death's magic cloak so that he couldn't be seen
But Death wished that they would all die, so these gifts were a scheme ♪
♪ The first one was killed because of his boasting
the second one died out of great despair
But Brother the Third kept himself from croaking
until he was prepared ♪
Act 12: Dobby Rescues Everybody From Malfoy Manor And Dies ("You'll Be In My Heart" from "Tarzan")
(Dobby)
♪ Come, Harry Potter, it will be all right
Take Dobby’s hand, hold it tight
Dobby protects you from all around you
Dobby is here don’t you cry ♪
(Harry)
♪For one so small, you seem so strong
Dobby will take us somewhere safe and warm
He’ll apparate us to Shell Cottage
Dobby is here, don’t you cry
And he’ll be in our hearts
He’ll be in our hearts
He’ll be in our hearts, always
Always ♪
Act 13: Breaking Into Gringotts ("Fidelity Fiduciary Bank" from "Mary Poppins")
(Harry)
♪ I think that one horcrux
Lies within the bank
Safe and sound
But there are many defenses
All around the bank
To confound
But we’ll achieve a sense of conquest
Once the goblet from the bank
Is in our hands and we have got it
Even though the journey stank
When he deposited his horcrux
In the bank account
He didn’t think he’d see
That he would lose lots of safety in generous amount
Hee hee hee
And he will lose his state of stature
As the horcrux is destroyed
And we’re getting one step closer
To have our enemy really annoyed!♪
Act 14: The Battle of Hogwarts ("The Merry Old Land of Oz" from "The Wizard of Oz")
(Various Hogwarts-People)
♪ Jinx, jinx, jinx,
Hex, hex, hex,
and a couple of wizard duels
that's how we kill our evil foes
in a battle within the school ♪
♪ shoot, shoot, shoot,
blast, blast, blast,
and a couple of fearsome ghouls,
that's how we pick off lousy schmoes
in a battle within the school ♪
♪ We got up at twelve to start the fight at one
It's a deadly atmosphere, it isn't fun. ♪
♪ Not at all fun with a
shoot, shoot, shoot
hex, hex, hex
and a couple of wizard duels
that's how we kill our evil foes
in a battle within the school. ♪
Act 15: Snape's Memory ("When Somebody Loved Me" from "Toy Story 2")
♪ When somebody loved me
Everything was beautiful
Every hour we spent together lives within my heart
And when she was sad
I was there to dry the tears
And when she was happy, so was I
When she loved me ♪
♪ We first met when we were kids
I thought to myself “I’ve got dibs”
Until she met that Potter
It wasn’t meant to be ♪
♪ But when she was lonely
I was there to comfort her
And I thought that she loved me ♪
♪ So the years went by
She stayed the same
But she thought I drifted away
I was left alone
Still I waited for the day
When she’d say “I will always love you.”♪
♪ And then she had Harry
Whom the Dark Lord tried to kill
But he killed her instead so I
Must watch Harry. ♪
Act 16: Voldemort Calls Harry Over Loudspeaker and Harry Meets Him In The Dark Forest ("I'm Wishing" from "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs")
(Voldemort)
♪ I’m wishing ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He’s wishing ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ For the Boy Who Lived
To find me ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ To find him ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Tonight ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Tonight. ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ If he won’t ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ If he won’t ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Come face me right now
Then his friends ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Then his friends ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Will die ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Will die.♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(all)
♪ Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ I’m wishing ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ He’s wishing ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ For the Boy Who Lived
To find me ♪
(Death Eaters)
♪ To find him ♪
(Voldemort)
♪ Tonight.♪
(Harry)
♪ TOOONIIIIIIGHT! ♪
Voldemort: Ooh!
♪ I started out as a baby
And then grew into a boy
And then grew into a young adult
And then grew into a real old man
And then that man grew wiser and wiser
Till he was the wisest guy
I’ve come back
‘cause you need me
No need to say goodbye
I’ve come back
‘cause you need me
No need to say goodbye ♪
♪ Just because everything’s changing
Doesn’t mean it’s never been this way before
All you can do is try to know who your friends are
As you head off to the war
Let your memories grow stronger and stronger
Till they’re before your eyes
You’ll go back if you want to
No need to say goodbye
You’ll go back if you want to
No need to say goodbye ♪
Act 18: Molly Weasley Kills Bellatrix Lestrange ("Ding Dong The Witch Is Dead" from "The Wizard of Oz")
*NOTE: I apologize for the language, but in my defense, Mrs. Weasley said it and it works with the song.
(Molly)
♪ Ding, dong, the bitch is dead
Which old bitch? The wicked bitch
Ding, dong, the wicked bitch is dead
She wanted all my kids
So I cursed her in the ribs
Ding, dong, the wicked bitch is dead
I killed off my mortal foe
My foe, my foe, my foe, yo ho
And now as you can see
I’m very happy
Ding, dong the merry-oh
Singing high, singing low
Let them know
The wicked bitch is dead ♪
Act 19: Final Faceoff With Voldemort ("Way Back Into Love" from "Music and Lyrics")
(Harry)
♪ You've been living with a shadow overhead
You've been living with a cloud above your bed
You've been evil for so long
Been killing muggles,can't seem to move on ♪
♪ You've been taking all our hopes and dreams away
You are gonna end up miserable someday
You need to set aside some time
To clear a little space in the corners of your mind ♪
♪ All you need to do is find a way back into love
All you need to do is find a way back into love
ohhh ohhhhhhhhh ♪
♪ You just need to have remorse for what you've done
Be a little sorry for ruining our fun
You could use some direction
And I've got a few suggestions ♪
♪ All you need to do is find a way back into love
All you need to do is find a way back into love ♪
Act 20: 19 Years Later ("Two Worlds" from "Tarzan")
♪ Put your faith in what you most believe in
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart,
Let fate decide
To guide these lives we see ♪
♪ A paradise, no Voldemort
Within this world blessed with love
A simple life, they’ll live in peace ♪
♪ Now their kids will start their year at Hogwarts
Two worlds, one family
Trust your heart
Let fate decide
To guide these lives
To guide these lives we seeee
Two worlds one family ♪
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