Quilt

I was chatting with my brothers last night, and Anthony brought up the subject of Batman Villains. He has a whole book about nothing but Lego Batman Stuff. Apparently, there's a Batman Villain named Quilt who can turn people into rugs, which Thomas, Isaac and I found very funny, and it lead to a lot of Very Bad Puns like:

It's Quilt! Take COVER! HA HA HA HA HA

and

I bet Quilt gets a STITCH when he runs! HA HA HA HA HA HA

and

SEW, Quilt! We meet again! HA HA HA HA HA

and

Because of Quilt, the fate of the world hangs by a THREAD! HA HA HA HA HA

and

Quilt SEAMS very dangerous! HA HA HA HA HA

and

Batman just PINNED Quilt! HA HA HA HA HA

I'm sorry, but when Whoever's In Charge Of Batman decided to name a villain "Quilt," he was practically begging for a lot of stupid puns.