(Non-Musical Part: The Dursley's have the Masons over for dinner, Harry has to hide in his room, Dobby shows up and tells Harry not to go back to Hogwarts because there's an Evil Plot, Harry says no, Dobby drops the desert on Mrs. Mason's head and makes it look like Harry did it, Harry gets locked in his room for the rest of his life).
Act 1: Harry Locked in His Room ("I Dreamed a Dream" from "Les Miserables"
(Harry)
♪ There was a time when aunts were kind
and their voices soft
and their words inviting
A time when uncles didn't mind
Magic wizard nephews
they thought it was exciting
There was a time when it all went wrong
I dreamed a dream that Ron would write
I dreamed Hermione sent a letter
I dreamed my broom and I took flight
I dreamed of Hogwarts where it's better
Then I was young and unafraid
And dreams were made and used and wasted
There were no sickles to be paid
There was no butterbeer untasted
But then Dobby dropped the pie
On the head of Mrs. Mason
Dobby said that I would die
If I go, but I won't listen
I had a dream that life would be
So different from this Muggle hell I'm living
So different now from what it seemed
Now life has killed that dream I dreamed ♪
(Ron, Fred, and George come and rescue Harry. Harry spends the Summer at the Burrow. Harry and Ron miss the train and fly the car to Hogwarts and get detention)
Act 2: Harry Has Detention With Lockhart and Hears a Weird Voice
("When Will My Life Begin?" from "Tangled")
(Harry)
♪ First day of school, the usual morning lineup
Start out with Potions, Snape still wants me to fail
Then it's Dark Arts and Lockhart just made me throw up
Now detention, I'm helping him with his fan mail
And then I'll fly my broom around the Quidditch field
And then I'll make Snape slip on a banana peel
And then I'll duel with Malfoy 'till he has to yield
And wonder when will detention end?
But now I hear a voice from outside the office
It's really scary, I think it wants to kill
Lockhart can't hear it, maybe he's its accomplice
Time to go, I don't know what that voice was, oh well
I'll tell Her-mi-oh-nee and Ron about the voice
They say to tell someone would be a stupid choice
So I'll ignore it now and meanwhile I'll rejoice
Because I'm back where I want to be
I'm back in Hogwarts
In Hogwarts
In Hogwarts
In Hogwarts
This is the life for me!
I know the elf
told me not to go
but I can't help it
'cause this is my home
I have survived
some bad things before
if something happens
I can take it, for sure....♪
(Harry, Ron, and Hermione find the writing on the wall that says the Chamber of Secrets has been opened. Mrs. Norris gets petrified. Harry almost gets killed with the Bludger. Some muggle-born students get petrified. Harry speaks Parsletongue. More students get petrified. Everyone blames Harry. Harry blames Malfoy. Harry and Ron interrogate Malfoy using Polyjuice Potion. Malfoy's innocent, but still a jerk. Harry finds Tom Riddle's diary in Moaning Myrtle's Bathroom)
Act 3: Tom Riddle's Diary ("You've Got a Friend in Me" from "Toy Story")
♪I found a diary
I found a diary
In the girls' bathroom on the floor
It's disgusting and wet, but there might be more
It might hold answers to the mystery
Yeah, I found a diary
It's from way, way back when the Chamber was opened last time
I think it has a clue, maybe
Tom Riddle says that yes, that is true
So bid adieu
To the Common Room 'cause
Tom's sucking me right in
the book now just on a whim
to show me more 'bout who did it before
It's in the diary
It's alllll in the diary ♪
(Harry founds out that Hagrid apparently opened the Chamber of Secrets 50 years ago and that a girl died in the bathroom and Tom Riddle turned him in. Hermione gets petrified. Harry and Ron sneak out to interrogate Hagrid, but Dumbledore and Fudge and Lucius Malfoy show up. Harry and Ron hide under the Invisibility Cloak. Hagrid gets arrested and he and Dumbledore are escorted off the premises until further notice. Hagrid tells Harry and Ron to follow the spiders. Harry and Ron follow the spiders into the Forbidden Forest)
Act 4: Aragog and the Spiders ("Little April Shower" from "Bambi")
(Harry and Ron)
♪ Creep, creep creep,
lots of giant spiders
creeping around in the forest at night.
Creep, creep, creep
big and scary spiders
tell us that Hagrid was framed out of spite
Framed out of spite
Framed out of spite
Creep, creep, creep, creep
Creep, creep, creep
all the scary spiders
want us to stay for their spidery feast
creep, creep, creep,
sorry, creepy spiders
we don't want you to eat us in the least
not in the least
not in the least ♪
(Harry and Ron escape via the Flying Car. They visit Hermione in the Hospital Wing and find her crumpled paper she tore out of a library book. Then they report her for vandalism. But first they find out that Hermione figured out that the monster in the Chamber of Secrets is Probably A Basilisk and that it's been hiding in the plumbing. Then, Harry and Ron hear that Ginny has been taken down into the Chamber of Secrets. Professor MacGonagall peer pressures Lockhart into going down into the Chamber. Lockhart goes to his office to "get ready." Harry and Ron follow him to tell him what they know, find him packing, get PO'd, disarm Lockhart, and make him come with them to Moaning Myrtle's bathroom)
Act 5: The Chamber of Secrets ("Castle on a Cloud" from "Les Miserables")
(Harry)
♪ There is a chamber underground
We're both afraid, but we must go
to save Ron's sister from the foe
down in the chamber underground.
I found that I speak Parsletongue
That way I can open the door
Now there's a tunnel in the floor
Leads to the chamber underground.
There is the guy from the diary
I think that he wants to kill me
he's weird and creepy and mean and such
he says "Harry, I hate you very much."
Now there's a snake of giant size
it wants to kill and eat my face
but, Fawkes the Phoenix comes around
helps kill the serpent underground ♪
(Harry finds Ginny and Tom Riddle/Voldemort. Voldemort explains his Diabolical Scheme to Harry for the benefit of the readers who otherwise wouldn't know what the heck's going on if Voldemort had just got on with it and killed Harry instead of chatting. The Basilisk comes out, Fawkes comes and blinds it, Harry kills it with Gryffindor's Sword that came out of The Sorting Hat which Fawkes brought because Harry showed Great Loyalty To Dumbledore. Harry stabs the diary with a basilisk fang, and Voldemort/the diary die again. Harry and Ginny go back to Ron and Lockhart. Lockhart's memory is messed up. Fawkes flies them back up the tunnel. Dumbledore and Hagrid come back. Madam Pomfrey and Professor Sprout unpetrify all the petrified people. Dumbledore cancels all the exams, everybody's happy and there's jam for tea.)
The End
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