My family and I have a history of making terrible puns that goes all the way back to Adam and Eve. We also have a history of mis-hearing or mis-speaking that goes back even further than Adam and Eve. I think it comes from the dirt that God used to make Adam. Anyway, resulting from these two factors is the following list of Movie Titles Gone Wrong followed by a parenthetical origin story. Please note that not all of these were my fault.
1. 101 Damnations (misspoken)
2. Sh**** Sh**** Bang Bang (terrible pun)
3. The Sound of Mucous (terrible pun)
4. The Secret of Hell (misheard The Secret of Kells)
5. Peter Pan (misspoken, meant to say Spider-man)
6. Wedgie Tales (terrible pun)
7. Bill and I (misheard, explained in an earlier post)
8. Harry Potter and the Odor of the Phoenix (misheard)
9. Stand in the Liver (misheard Stand and Deliver)
10. Les Miserablablebleslessbles (misspoken)
11. So Dear to my Fart (terrible pun)
That's all I can remember at the moment. I'm going to bed. Toodle pip!
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