Act 1: The Triwizard Tournament ("76 Trombones" from "The Music Man")
(Dumbledore)
♪ There will be three wizards in the tournament
Facing three
deadly tasks for a prize
The prize
will be loads and loads of galleons of gold
And eternal
glory ‘till you die
Hogwarts and
Beauxbatons, also Duuurmstrang
One from
each school is picked to compete
First you
must write your name and put it in the flames
In the
goblet standing next to me
But,
however, there are several limitations
If you’re
not seventeen, you may not compete
So I have
drawn an age line ‘round this area
And you can’t fool it though you’re discreet
When
the names are in, the goblet will choose three of you
One
of you from each school as the champion
Then
the champions will face three deadly challenges
By
decree, out of three only one can win
But
what is this? The goblet is freaking out
It
should not be, all three have been picked
Goblet
says Harry here must fight among his peers
Though
he only is fourteen! ♪
Act 2: SPEW ("Sister Suffragette" from "Mary Poppins")
(Hermione)
♪We’re
clearly soldiers for house elves’ rights
Together
we’ll help all to see the light
Though
Dumbledore is wise and elderly
When
it comes to house elves’ rights he’s rather stupid
So!
Cast off the shackles of yesterday!
Shoulder
to shoulder into the fray
And
when they’re free they will adore us
And
they’ll sing in grateful chorus!
“Well
done! S. P. E. W!"
From
Beauxbatons to Durmstrang
One
hears relentless cries
From
every corner of the land
“Elvenkind,
arise!”
Political
equality and equal rights with us
Take
heart! For Dobby and Winky will be given socks and stuff!
No
more the meek and mild subservients they
We’re
fighting for their rights, militantly
Never
you fear!
So!
Cast of the shackles of yesterday
Shoulder
to shoulder into the fray
And
when they’re free they will adore us
And
they’ll sing in grateful chorus
“Well
done! S.P.E.W!” ♪
Act 3: The First Task ("I Have Confidence in Me" from "The Sound of Music")
(Harry)
♪What
will this task be like? I wonder….
What
will my future be? I wonder….
It
could be so exciting
To
be up in the air with my broom
My
heart should be wildly rejoicing
Oh,
but I just feel like I’m doomed
I
thought I wanted to enter
The
tournament when none ever dared
Now
here I’m facing adventure
But
why am I so scared?
Dragon
and one gold egg…
What’s
so fearsome about that?
Oh,
I must stop these doubts, all these worries
If
I don’t I just know I’ll turn back
I
must concentrate to get my broomstick
I
must summon the broomstick I lack
The
broomstick I’ll fly on with reliance
Face
the judges without defiance
Show
them I’m worthy, and while I show them
I’ll
show me so
Let
that dragon spew its fire
I’ll
do better than my best
I
have confidence he’ll put me to the test
But
I’ll make it see I have confidence in me
Somehow
I will impress them
I
will be swift and brave
And
that dumb dragon, Heaven bless him
He
must put up with me
And
try to stop me but he won’t be able
Everything
will turn out fine
I
have confidence the gold egg will be mine
Besides
which you see, I have confidence in me!
Strength
doesn’t lie in Viktor!
Strength
doesn’t lie in Fleur!
Strength
lies in me, I’m Harry Potter
When
I fly up-fly up!
Then
I’ll tell Ron I didn’t touch that goblet
And
then he will be my friend
I
have confidence in confidence again……
Oh,
help.
I
have confidence in confidence again!
Besides
which, you see,
I
have confidence in meeee! ♪
*Note: I know the dragon's sposed to be a girl, it just rhymes better.
Act 4: The Yule Ball ("A Girl Worth Fighting For" from "Mulan")
(Harry and Ron)
♪For
a long time we’ve
been
searching for some females
It’d
be easier
to
ask them out by e-mail
We
must learn to dance
And
catch a glance
from
girls we don’t abhor
(Ron)
Hey!
Let’s try to find
A
girl worth fighting fooor!
Hermione:
huh?
(Ron)
That’s
what I said!
A
girl worth fighting for!
I
want her pretty as the moon
With
eyes that shine like stars
(Harry)
I’d
like to go out with Cho Chang
She
likes my lightning scar
(Fred
+ George)
I
wouldn’t mind
If
she was kind
And
a good joker
As
long as she’s not good at poker
(Harry)
Bet
you’ll sweep up all the girls just like a blizzard
(Ron)
And
I’ll bet the ladies love a famous wizard
(Harry
and Ron)
You
can guess what we
Are
searching ‘round
The
Hogwarts castle for
What
do we want?
A
girl worth fighting for!
(Ron)
My
girl will think I have no faults
(Harry)
And
I’m a major find
(Hermione)
How
‘bout a girl who’s got a brain
Who
always speaks her mind?
Harry
and Ron: Nah!
(Ron)
My
handsome head
And
hair of red
Are
sure to thrill her
(Harry)
He
thinks he’s such a lady killer
(Malfoy)
I’ve
a girl back home who’s unlike any other
(Ron)
Yeah,
the only girl who’d love him is his mother
(Harry
and Ron)
But
when we’re done searching ‘round this place
For
one we can’t ignore
We
will have found
A
girl worth fighting for
Wish
that I had
A
girl worth fighting for!
Act 5: The Second Task ("Chim-Chim Cheree" from "Mary Poppins")
(Harry)
♪ Swim
swimminy, swim swimminy, swim swim, swerreed
I
feel like a fish, ‘cause I ate gillyweed
Swim
swimminy swim swimminy, swim swim, sweroom
I’ve
got to save Ron before he meets his doom
I’ve
got to save Ron b’fore he meets his doom!
Now
as I’m swimming
down
under the lake
You
might think my legs
Are
beginning to ache
Though
I’ve spent my time
Just
rescuing Ron
I
must save the others
Before
they’re all gone
Swim swimminy, swim swimminy, swim swim, swerreed
I feel like a fish, ‘cause I ate gillyweed
Swim swimminy swim swimminy, swim swim, sweroom
I’ll save all the captives before they meet their doom.
I'll save all the captives before they meet their dooooom! ♪
Act 6: Voldemort's Return ("Toad's Last Little Song" from "The Wind in the Willows" [1995 version])
(Voldemort)
♪ When the foe.....came......home.
When the foe........came........hoooome.
We used bones from my father
and flesh from my slave
we used blood from Harry Potter
We tied him to the grave!
When the foe....came....home.
Bang! go the wands!
The muggles will be frantic!
And because I'm such a manic
Muggle-borns will panic!
One by one, they all will vanish!
POOF! POOF! POOOOOF!
And I'll ruuuuule theeee wooooooo ♪
Death Eaters: ]:<
Voldemort: ...ooooorld...Heh! don't like my songs, eh? Well, it's entirely your loss of course. Ptuh! poor fellows.
♪ Shooout "Hooray!"
I hear each one of my henchmen shouting very loud
In honor of Lord Voldemort of whom they're very prouuuuud
'cause it's Voooold's
Greeeeat
Daaaaaaaaaaay! ♪
The muggles will be frantic!
And because I'm such a manic
Muggle-borns will panic!
One by one, they all will vanish!
POOF! POOF! POOOOOF!
And I'll ruuuuule theeee wooooooo ♪
Death Eaters: ]:<
Voldemort: ...ooooorld...Heh! don't like my songs, eh? Well, it's entirely your loss of course. Ptuh! poor fellows.
♪ Shooout "Hooray!"
I hear each one of my henchmen shouting very loud
In honor of Lord Voldemort of whom they're very prouuuuud
'cause it's Voooold's
Greeeeat
Daaaaaaaaaaay! ♪
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