Act 1: Harry Blows Up Aunt Marge ("Casey Junior" from "Dumbo")
♪ Harry Potter's blowing up his aunt
blowing up his aunt
he won't stop, he can't
She said nasty things about his dad
Harry Potter's dad
and it made him mad
Harry's now afraid he'll be expelled from school
Then he'd be a muggle, it would not be cool
So Harry Potter's getting on the bus
getting on the bus
to escape the fuss ♪
(Harry goes on the Knight Bus to The Leaky Cauldron where he meets Fudge who tells him that he's not going to be expelled. Harry hears about Sirius Black escaping from Azkaban and meets up with Hermione and The Weasleys. Ron's rat Scabbers is mostly dead. Hermione buys Crookshanks. Ron hates Crookshanks. Harry goes to Kings Cross with them to get on the Hogwarts Express)
Act 2: Mr. Weasley Warns Harry About Sirius Black ("Heffalumps and Woozles" from "Winnie the Pooh and Tigger Too")
(Mr. Weasley)
♪ In Azkaban the prison
there's someone
who's missin'
In Azkaban a murderer is gone gone gone gone
The school is guarded by the
Dementors
howeva
Dementors sometimes don't know right from wrong wrong wrong wrong
He wants to kill you, Harry
so very
bewary
He's murdered folks of every shape and size size size size
Don't try to find him, Harry,
he's much, much,
too scary
And everybody here wants you alive
He's bad!
He's mean!
He's very keen!
He wants you dead!
He wants your head!
He's far!
He's near!
He's gone!
He's here!
He's quick and slick!
He's insincere!
Beware! Beware! Beware! Beware! BEWAAAAAARE!
(Harry gets on The Hogwarts Express. He, Ron, Hermione, and Ginny find a compartment with Professor Lupin who is asleep. Then Dementors come and scare the living daylights out of everybody except for Lupin who shoots a patronus at it and gives everybody chocolate. Harry is especially wigged-out because the Dementors made him remember Voldemort killing his mum. After they get to Hogwarts, they find out that Lupin is the new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher, and Hagrid is teaching Care of Magical Creatures.)
Act 3: The Boggart ("Spoonful of Sugar" from "Mary Poppins")
(Lupin)
In every Boggart fight that's won,
there is an element of fun.
You find that fun, aaaaaand SNAP!
The fight's a game!
♪ And every Boggart that you take
becomes a piece of cake
a lark! a spree!
It's very clear to see
Thaaaat aaaaa
room full of laughter
helps the enemy
go down
the enemy
go doooown
enemy
go down
Just a room full of laughter
helps the enemy
go down
In the most delightful way
Professor Snape will make you laugh
when he's in Neville's Granny's hat
and now the Boggart has to change its shape
Although he's scary at first sight
a little laugh will win the fight
And now
You know
his shape is just for show
Just a room full of laughter
helps the enemy
go down
the enemy
go doooown
enemy
go down
Just a room full of laughter
helps the enemy
go down
In the most delightful way ♪
(Harry has a Quidditch match during
which the Dementors make him fall off his broom and his broom gets totaled.
Fred and George give Harry the Marauder’s Map, and Harry uses it to sneak into
Hogsmeade where he overhears a conversation about how it’s Sirius Black’s fault
that his parents are dead and he’s Harry’s godfather. Harry gets a Firebolt in
the mail from somebody mysterious and he, Ron and Hermione squabble over what
to do about it.)
Act 4: Ron Suspects Crookshanks of
Eating Scabbers (“Hellfire” from “The Hunchback of Notre Dame”)
♪Hey, you,
Hermione
You know
you’re s’posed to be my friend
Of my pet
rat I was justly proud
Hey, you,
Hermione
You know
that Scabbers wet his pants
Whenever
your cat Crookshanks was around
Then tell
me, Hermione
Why my rat
is now deceased
Why you let
your kitty eat my pet
I loved him,
I mourn him
The sun
caught in his ratty hair
Is something
that I never will forget
So tell me
Hermione
Why you just
let your cat
Eat Scabbers
Hermione
Your kitty
killed my rat
It’s all
your fault!
You are to
blame
My rat is
dead
Now life
will never be the same
It’s all
your fault!
Was it your
scheme
To make your
cat do something really really mean?
Protect me,
oh Harry
Don’t let
Hermione cast her spell
Don’t let
her magic sear my flesh and bone
Let’s go
now, Harry
And let her
go on by herself
We’ll go
away and leave her all alone
Hermione
Hermione
Admit your
cat’s at fault
Choose me or
Your kitty
And face my
wrath’s assault
God have
mercy on you
God have
mercy on me
I just wish
my rat had not been caught. ♪
(Harry gets
the Firebolt back. Ron wakes up yelling in the night because Sirius Black was
there with a knife, so everybody has to move to the Great Hall while the
teachers sweep the castle. Harry sees
Peter Pettigrew in the Marauder’s Map and goes after him, but runs into Snape
and Lupin. Lupin gets Harry out of trouble with Snape, then yells at him for
being an idiot and takes the Marauder’s Map. Hermione tells Harry and Ron that
Buckbeak is going to be executed. Ron and Hermione are friends again. Hermione
walks out of Divination. Professor Trelawney makes a prediction and Harry
freaks out. Harry, Ron and Hermione visit Hagrid and find Scabbers. Buckbeak is
apparently executed and Scabbers runs away. Ron runs after Scabbers and a black
dog runs after Ron and they go in the tunnel under the Whomping Willow. Harry
and Hermione follow and find Ron with Sirius Black. Lupin shows up. Sirius is
innocent. Snape shows up. Everybody blasts Snape at the same time. Scabbers
turns into Peter Pettigrew. Everybody gets out of the Whomping Willow and is
attacked by Dementors. Harry thinks he sees his Dad patronusing the Dementors. Fudge
and Snape think they’re all insane and say that Sirius will be kissed by the
Dementors. Dumbledore tells Hermione to use the Time Turner. Harry and Hermione
go back in time, Ron can’t because his leg’s broken.)
Act 5: Harry
and Hermione Rescue Sirius (The Wonderpets Theme Song)
(Harry)
♪The clock
The clock is
ticking
(Hermione)
♪We’ll turn it
back in time
(Harry)
The clock
The clock is
ticking
(Hermione)
♪Harry’s
godfather’s in trouble
Harry’s
godfather’s in trouble
Harry’s
godfather was framed for a crime♪
Harry: Look!
He’s up in the tower
It seems to
me
He looks
upset
What could
the problem be?
(Hermione)
♪It’s Harry’s
godfather
And he’s
going to be kissed
By the
Dementors
He’ll be
kissed by the dementors
This is Sirius!
We have to
help him♪
(Harry)
♪Let’s save
my godfather!
Let’s save
my godfather
Let’s save
my godfather!
(Time Turner
Activated)
Harry and
Hermione: Wheeeee!
♪Harry
And
Hermione too
We’re
Gryffindors and we’ll help you
What’s gonna
work?
Teamwork!
What’s gonna
work?
Teamwork!
Gryffindors,
Gryffindors
We’re on our
way
To rescue
Harry’s godfather
And save the
day
We’re not to
big
And we’re
not too tough
But when we
work together
We’ve got
the right stuff
Gooooo
Gryffindors!
YAAAAY!♪
(Harry and Hermione rescue Buckbeak. Harry
makes a Massive Patronus and saves everybody. They fly Buckbeak up to Sirius.
Sirius escapes. Harry and Hermione go back to the future. Everybody’s happy and
there’s jam for tea.)
The End
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