For the past month or so, facebook has been sending me weird advertisements with pictures of scantily clad Asian girls that say stuff like "these Asian girls DESPERATELY want boyfriends!"
Well I have good news for you Asian girls from the advertisements who DESPERATELY want boyfriends (I'm saying the girls want boyfriends, not the advertisements. again stupid language barriers). Youtube has been flashing advertisements at me with pictures of men with huge Godzilla muscles who are looking for girlfriends. And by Godzilla I just mean "big." I forgot that the real Godzilla wiped out a good chunk of Tokyo which is bad news for you, seeing as you're Asian and all. But these are just poor harmless guys on steroids who just want a girlfriend, so they probably won't try to disembowel you, if disembowel's the word I want.
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