Pepsi

First off, I already know I'm an idiot, so don't tell me.

I've been working all day in for my aunt and uncle in their backyard, so when I got back home I decided to have a Pepsi because they're bad for me and they taste good. I felt like I was back at the Green Dragon after a hard day's work. Ignore that, I just had to put it in.

Anyway, I had a Pepsi. And it's been sitting on my desk in my room for the last three hours. Meanwhile, I've been working on this dumb project for my Food Science class where I have to write a summary of the effects of pink slime on inspection services. A couple of minutes ago, I decided that that was BOOOORING, so I stopped doing it. I was looking for something else productive to do, and then I saw the empty Pepsi can sitting on my desk, because I don't throw stuff away until it's old and rotten on principle. It reminded me of that commercial of the little kid who goes to live with monks, and they have to bang their heads on cans of Pepsi and then they get the markings of the top of the can on their heads.

Like I said, Food Science was boring me at the moment, so I thought I'd give it a go.

The first time, I missed the can and hit my head on the floor and all my brains fell out. I hit the can the second time, but all it did was give me a little dent in my head. I couldn't even see the dent. It didn't even crush the can into a perfect little flat circle, the can is just bent in the middle. FALSE ADVERTISING. BOOOO.

It's weird, because I hit the front of my head on the floor, but the back of it hurts. I spose my brains encountered a transfer of momentum and consequentially bounced backward and hit the back of my skull. So all in all, the Pepsi-smashing-with-the-head maneuver was a complete failure.

I'll have another go at it tomorrow if I'm not too concussed.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40DykbPa4Lc