Brains

I just had an EXCELLENT IDEA.

Some people cloned a sheep, right? So scientists are now able to clone things. What if they cloned BRAINS? They could grow brains in a lab and genetically fix them up so that one brain holds information about only one subject so that there aren't too many things going on in one brain. So I could have one brain for school-related stuff, one brain for street-smarts/common sense type junk, and one brain for everything related to Lord of the Rings. And while I'm using one brain, I could just stick the other ones in jars filled with brain-preservatives. OR scientists could genetically enhance brains so that they're smaller, but have the capacity to hold as much information as a normal-sized brain, so then one head could hold several brains at once, and I wouldn't have to bother with changing brains when I want to stop doing homework and think about Lord of the Rings. And then I'd have some sort of buttonary system on my hand or something with three buttons labeled "School," "Common Sense" and "Lord of the Rings," and all I'd have to do is press a button and my thought process would shift from one topic to the other.

O MY GOSH- what if instead of a buttonary system on some part of the body, we had remote controls to change the topic we're thinking about? Then I could steal someone else's remote, and if I really hated him, I could use it in the middle of a math test to make him think about Doctor Who or something. If he came to a question that said ", I could get him to write "EXTERMINATE. THE DALEKS ARE SUPREME." Actually what would be better is if I got him to write "are you my mummy?" after every question on the whole darn test. That would be hilarious and I would die. Probably because he would kill me after the test, but it would be fun anyway.

Last year in my English class, we had a pop-quiz on the homework reading. I naturally hadn't done the reading, so I didn't know any of the answers to the quiz, but I couldn't just turn in a blank sheet of paper. That would've been embarrassing. So I just drew a cartoony picture of Gandalf saying "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" That was fun, but next time I think I'll just answer every question with "are you my mummy?" And I'd wear a gas mask to class. The professor would probably think I'm a psycho, but it'd be worth it.

I hope you've seen Doctor Who, otherwise none of this will make any sense whatsoever.