I just went to get another Pepsi, and one of the other cans in the box fell on the garage floor and exploded. So now I'm covered in sticky crap. Which stinks because I just took a shower today. Showers I usually try to postpone until nobody can stand me anymore because I don't enjoy them. But anyway I got covered in sticky crap which induced me to almost say something I wouldn't say in front of women and children. And then, when I was running to get a wad of paper towels to mop up the stuff I stubbed my pinkie toe on a UFO. I don't really know what I stubbed it on. But it hurt and I just got into bed and looked at it and part of the nail's coming off and it's bleeding and now I've got blood on my sheets.
YAY!
I'm switching to Coke.
Good night.
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