This part of my life is called "procrastinating." I have another dumb essay to write for agriculture class that's due tomorrow, and I've got most of it done but I need to finish it and I really don't feel like it, besides the TV's on and I can't work and watch TV at the same time.
My aunt's watching NCIS. I don't know why, but that show irritates me. I spose it's cause it's one of those shows where everybody is perfect and good-looking except for the one mandatory character who's quirky and weird, but lovable at the same time, and all the characters are a bit too fast with the smooth, witty comebacks. You could say they're too fast with the witty comebacks in Psych too I guess, but at least their comebacks are funny most of the time. AAUGH now they're doing an autopsy. That is gross. And now he's scratching his nose with an autopsy tool. This can't be sanitary.
Another show my aunt watches I think is one of the CSI shows. I don't remember which one, but it's the one with Dartagnan from one of the five billion Three Musketeer movies and LL Cool J. I would like to take the skin from LL Cool J's head and make a pillow out of it. I think that's the same show with the short lady who looks a bit like Edna Mode from The Incredibles.
I'm trying to think how many Three Musketeers movies there are. There's the one with Gene Kelly, the one with the CSI dude and Kiefer Sutherland, and the one with Orlando Bloom. That's only three though, I thought there were a ton more. Excuse me while I imdb that. Hah! I was right there's six of them, and that doesn't include "Barbie and the Three Musketeers" and "Mickey, Donald, Goofy: The Three Musketeers." I still thought there were more though. I thought I'd counted and there were about eight. Oh no that was Planet of the Apes. My bad. Ok I just imdb'd Planet of the Apes, and they've got "Planet of the Apes" the movie, "Planet of the Apes" the TV series, "Planet of the Apes" the other movie, "Rise of the Planet of the Apes," "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes," "Beneath the Planet of the Apes," "Escape from the Planet of the Apes," "Battle for the Planet of the Apes," "Conquest of the Planet of the Apes," and "Behind the Planet of the Apes." They should make one really long movie called "Rise of the Dawn of the Conquest of the Battle in which They Escape Behind and Beneath the Planet of the Apes."
What if they did the same thing for Harry Potter? They'd have to call the movie something like, "Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prisoner's Stone Chamber of Phoenix Fire." And then Lord of the Rings would be "The Fellowship of the Two Kings." Hah! A Series of Unfortunate Events would be, "The Bad, Reptilian, Wide, Miserable, Austere, Ersatz, Vile, Hostile, Carnivorous, Slippery, Grim, Penultimate End." That would be epic. The Chronicles of Narnia (which is one of the best series in the world, by the way) would be "The Last Voyage of the Magician-Prince's Silver Horse-Lion."
If they took all three Toy Story movies and put it into one long movie, they could just call it "Toy Story" and be done with it, or they could add one plus two plus three and call it "Toy Story 6." But that would be confusing for the audience if they didn't know how you got there. HAHA Land Before Time would be something like, "Land Before Time 23456643." I'm not sure how many there are now, last I heard the seventh one was coming out, but that was years ago.
But it's late, and I should be getting back to my essay, and there is a tub of ice cream in the freezer calling my name.
Good night!
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