BORED

GREETINGS EARTH CREATURES

Today it is May 30th, and everybody on facebook is done with school except me. This is INTOLERABLE. I've been in school since September and I'm BORED! BOORED! and I want to go to Disneyland.

BORED!

I can't think of anything to say now.

Oh yeah, I just had a Coke, so now I'm caffeinated, which is not a good thing when one is BORED. If one is tired when one is bored, then one can take a nap or relax with a nice decaf coffee, but when one is caffeinated when one is bored, then absolutely nothing suffices to fulfill one's caffeinated aspirations of not being bored.

Question: if I drink a lot of coffee and hype up the wires and plumbing with caffeine, and then I get eaten by a Zombie, does the Zombie get full of caffeine? Is eating a caffeinated person the equivalent to drinking caffeinated coffee? If I ever find out that I have a terminal disease and am going to die in about five minutes, I think I'll drink a vat of coffee and then go to Africa and get eaten by a Lion, and someone can film the Lion to see how hyper he gets after eating me. In my food science class, there's this one kind of pesticide or something that somehow increases in dosage every time it goes up the food chain. I don't know how to word that. Here's an example. A rabbit accidentally eats some pesticide, and now there's 1 milliliter of pesticide inside the rabbit. Then Smeagol eats the rabbit, and for some reason, there's now 10 milliliters of pesticide inside Smeagol. Then Sam gets POd at Smeagol and eats him, and now there's 100 milliliters of pesticide inside Sam. Then Frodo and Sam run out of Lembas, so, in a moment of desperation and because his Soul is being consumed by the Ring and he can't help himself, Frodo gets hungry and eats Sam, so now there's 1000 milliliters of pesticide inside Frodo. Fortunately, the pesticide is effective against all pests, including Evil Rings of Doom, so the Ring is inadvertently destroyed via pesticide, and Middle Earth (except for Sam) is saved. Which is very sad, because I like Sam very much.

But I should be getting back to work now.

Over and out.