Star Trek Episode 2

Hello! I just finished watching Episode 2. It was AWESOME. And they changed all the actors/characters except for Spock, and it's even better now.

Here's a quicky sum-up:

Captain Jim Kirk and the crew are going to the planet M 113, I think it was, to see Professor Crater and his wife Nancy, so Dr. Bones McCoy can check up on them and make sure they're doing all right, because as Count Rugen says, "If you haven't got your health, you haven't got anything." Jim, Bones, and one of the Crew (I disremember his name, but he's not important) beam onto the planet and go to Crater's place. It turns out that Crater's wife, Nancy, is an old girlfriend of Bones's. They go into the Carters' place, and Nancy looks like a different person to everybody and it's creepy. She goes out to get Carter. The Crew Member Whose Name I Have Forgotten goes out too.

A couple minutes later, Carter comes in and he is a Grump. He whines and wails about having to be examined, and then asks for more salt pills. This is Important.

Then there's a scream from outside. They all run out, and see the Crew Member Whose Name I Have Forgotten lying dead with suction-cup marks all over his face and Nancy standing next to him looking like a train wreck. She says that the Crew Member Whose Name I Have Forgotten ate some Bad Berries, and then reminds them to send more salt pills. This is also Important. Jim and Bones beam back up with the body.

Bones looks over the body, and says that there's no salt in him whatsoever, and other than that he's OK, and it doesn't look like he ate Bad Berries. Jim thinks that that's weird.

Jim, and Bones beam back down with a crew member named Green and a Crew Member Whose Name I Have Also Forgotten. The crew members scout around to look for Clues while Jim and Bones chat with Carter, who is still a Grump.

Jim and Bones go back to regroup with Green and the Crew Member Whose Name I Have Also Forgotten.  They find the Crew Member Whose Name I Have Also Forgotten dead with the same red suction cup marks all over his face. Green is also dead, but they don't see him. Nancy is sitting next to him. Bones and Jim start yelling for Green to make sure he's OK. Nancy changes herself so that she looks like Green. Nancy can do that because she's a Shape-Shifter and it's Awesome.

Green nee Nancy joins Jim and Bones. They beam back into the ship, which means that Nancy is now on the ship, which is a Bad Thing. Green nee Nancy scouts around the ship acting Creepy and starts following a girl carrying a tray of food that includes a salt-shaker. He/she follows the girl into Sulu's room and continues to act Creepy. Then he/she leaves. Then he/she changes into a Random Guy, and starts acting Creepy with Uhura and almost starts killing her, but is interrupted at the last minute. Missed it by THAT MUCH.

Meanwhile, Jim tells Bones to take a nap, so Bones goes to his room, but he can't sleep. Jim tells Bones to take a Red Pill, because it'll help him sleep, unless it just takes him out of the Matrix and into the Real World.  
Then Jim goes back onto planet M 113 with Spock to get Carter and Nancy. They don't know that Nancy's on the ship. If they did, they wouldn't go back onto the planet to get Carter and Nancy, they'd go just to get Carter. Anyway, they go back on the planet to get Carter and Nancy. Carter is still a Grump and tells them to make like a tree. Jim gets a message on his Intergalactic Cell Phone, saying that another crew member is dead with red suction-cup marks on his face. Then, Spock finds Green's body. Now they know that there's an IMPOSTER on the ship and it's Awesome.

Back in the ship, Nancy goes to Bones's room and changes back into Nancy. Bones is a little Peeved that nobody told him that they found her. Nancy tells him to take a nap and gives him some of the Red Pills so he can see how far down the rabbit hole goes. Ignore that, I just felt like putting it in.

Jim and Spock conclude that there is a Salt Vampire on the Loose who is sucking salt out of all the crew members and killing them, which is a Bad Thing. They find Carter, and ask him where Nancy is. Carter is still a Grump, and shoots at them with a Laser Gun. Then Jim shoots him with a Stun Gun, thus Stunning him, and it's awesome. When he wakes up, Carter says that Nancy isn't really Nancy, she's a Shape-Shifting Salt Vampire that killed the Real Nancy and is looking for more salt. She hasn't killed him because he was going to get more salt pills.

Jim, Spock, and Carter get back on the ship. Meanwhile, Bones fell asleep, and Salt Vampire Nancy makes herself look like Salt Vampire Bones. Salt Vampire Bones goes up to join the others.

Jim makes Carter confess that he can tell a Salt Vampire when he sees one, but he won't tell them who it is. So Jim tells Salt Vampire Bones who he thinks is Regular Bones to get the Truth Serum. Spock goes with him. Once out of the room, Salt Vampire Bones attacks Spock, but can't suck out his salt because Spock comes from the planet Vulcan, and its Awesome. Side note: this blog thing has spell-check, but it doesn't underline Vulcan with a red-squiggly, so Vulcan is considered a real word, which is furtherly Awesome.

Salt Vampire Bones goes back to Regular Bones's room and turns back into Salt Vampire Nancy, and wakes up Regular Bones and says that they're trying to kill her. This peeves Bones off. Then Jim comes into the room, and tries to warn Bones, but Bones is too peeved off and doesn't believe that the Salt Vampire isn't Nancy, because he still likes Nancy. That's too many negatives in that sentence, I apologize for that. Anyway, Jim tries to show Bones that Nancy is actually a Salt Vampire by tempting her with some salt. Salt Vampire Nancy goes for the salt, but Bones doesn't see her because he's still Peeved at Jim. Then Salt Vampire Nancy starts killing Jim, and Bones is an Idiot, because he still doesn't get that it isn't Nancy. Spock comes in. He's OK now, cause he got a Band-Aid. He also has a Space Gun. He tries to shoot Nancy, but Bones knocks the gun out of his hand. Then Spock tries to Pummel Nancy, but Nancy Pummels him. Bones finally gets it, and shoots Nancy. Then Nancy turns back into an actual Salt Vampire, and looks like a Yeti with a suction-cup mouth and fingers wearing a big fish net. AWESOME.

Oh, and I forgot to say that earlier Nancy killed Carter, which was great, because he was getting on my nerves.

The End

This is like Doctor Who + Twilight Zone. AWESOME.