Wednesday, May 15, 2013

May Fifteenth, 2013

I'm in a bloggy mood, but I can't think of anything to talk about. So I'll just tell you my whole day.

The following takes place between 6:30 AM and 11:34 PM. Events occur in real time. 

6:30 AM: My alarm went of on both my clock and my phone. 

10:00 AM: I woke up. 

10:30 AM: Had leftover pancakes for breakfast. By the way, leftover pancakes are much better in the toaster than in the microwave. The microwave turns them to rubber, but the toaster just heats them up on the inside and makes the outside a little crusty and delicious. 

11:00 AM: Finished watching last night's horror movie "My Soul to Take." I would not recommend it because it sucked, and all the characters were so annoying I was really happy when they all died. 

12:00 PM: I don't remember what I did, but I know that finishing the movie didn't take two hours, so I must've done something. 

1:00 PM: Ate a delicious lunch which included a ham sandwich and some leftover candy apple. Flipped through a magazine while I ate lunch only to discover that it was mostly advertisements, and the parts that weren't advertisements were very hard to find because there were so many advertisements, so I gave up on that and just ate and drew pictures on my paper plate with my knife. 

1:15 PM: Realized that I was supposed to meet a friend for coffee at 12, and had completely forgotten because I was stressing a lot about all the what-not in my life, so I texted him and apologized profusely and he was nice and said he'd still be my friend. 

1:30 PM: Went to the bank to deposit a check for my cousin. The Bank Lady's name tag was upside down, so I told her that her name tag was upside down, and we both had a good laugh. Then I couldn't figure out how to get out, because the only exit is labeled EMERGENCY EXIT and you can't exit from the entrance. I don't know why you would label the normal exit EMERGENCY EXIT when it's just an exit. If there was an emergency, it's not like you wouldn't exit through that door just because it didn't say EMERGENCY before EXIT.  If there was an emergency, I would just exit, whether the door told me it was an emergency or not. But anyway, I got out eventually. 

1:45 PM: Listened to an Evanescense CD from the library on my way to school, and decided it was a little creepy, so I replaced it with my Winnie the Pooh audio book. By the way if you ever want to listen to an audio book of Winnie the Pooh, get the one where Peter Dennis reads it because that man is a genius. 

2:15 PM: Arrived fifteen minutes late for Agriculture class because I hadn't accounted for stopping at the bank and then getting stuck in the bank. My professor told us about a man who apparently owned his own private zoo thing with about 49 animals, if I've got that number right, including 18 tigers and he committed suicide, but before he did, he opened up all the cages and wreaked havoc on the ecosystem. Very sad. That class has been depressing lately. The other day, we watched a documentary about kids who grow up picking crops, and my teacher thought it was tragic, but I was sort of jealous of them. I wouldn't mind picking apples all day. Better than sitting in class watching a movie about other people picking apples. But then there were these other kids who picked cucumbers, and my professor says, "those get made into pickles that go on YOUR hamburgers," and I was thinking "hey, it's not my fault they have to pick the cucumbers, and I don't even eat hamburgers much, if they've got a hard life don't blame me, we all do." Even if I did eat more hamburgers, I'd be contributing to their livelihood. If everyone started a boycott against pickles, then the kids might lose a part of their livelihood. So stop pointing fingers at me, geez woman. 

3:50 PM: Agriculture class ends, walk to Food Science class.

4:00 PM: Food Science class starts. I learned that the FDA doesn't have jurisdiction over restaurants. I don't remember anything else. I had to get myself a drink from the vending machine to keep myself awake, but I was smart this time and didn't get the hot chocolate. 

5:40 PM: Food Science class ends. Walk to the building where Communication class is, and wasted a lot of time looking for the dumb bathroom. Finally found the bathroom and went to it. 

6:00PM: Communication class starts. At this point, I checked out and just doodled because my brain wasn't working and my professor was talking about sex. Why does everything always have to be about sex I'm sick of it.

7:50 PM: Communication class ends. 

8:15 PM: Finally started walking to my car. Changed my Winnie the Pooh audio book to a Snow Patrol CD. 

8:40 PM: Got home, had a deep-dish pizza with the sauce on top that my cousin ordered, and hung out with the family. Grandma was out of bed and apparently they got her wheelchair out of the garage, and she looked happy which was very nice because she wasn't feeling well this morning. She's a sweetheart and it's good to see her up and looking cheerful. 

10:00PM: had some delicious chips and salsa and watched a bit of Big Bang Theory with my aunt and uncle. Leonard is short. 

10:30 PM: Started writing in the blog, but couldn't think of a story. I walked up and down the room, but I still couldn't think of a story. I poured water over my head but I still couldn't think of a story. I banged my head against the wall, but I still couldn't think of a story. 

If you got that reference, I will make you cookies. And then I'll put the cookies in a box. And then I'll tie string around the box. And then I'll put the box up high on the shelf. 

11:00 PM: Thought of what to write. Wrote it.

11:34 PM: Finished writing. Now I will get on the elliptical for a bit, take a shower, maybe have some ice cream, and watch the next episode of Psych. 

Good night!


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