The Sound of Music (Tolkien Style)

I'm bored, so here's how they sing "Do Re Me" in Middle Earth.

 ♫ Fro...Do. The heeero of the book,
Wraith, a rider dressed in blaaack. 
Me...rry, Frodo's Hobbit friend. 
Saaaaauron's probably on craaaack. 
So, they must destroy the Riiiing.
Blah, the Quest is very loooong. 
Team: the Fellowship's the thiiiing
and that brings us back to Frodo, Frodo...

Froooodooo must destroy the ring, 
oor theey wiiiill looooose eeeveryyyyythiiiing!  ♫ 

And here's the Goat Song. I don't remember what it's actually called. 

 ♫ Under a hill lived a lonely Hobbit,
laydee-odle laydee-odle lay hee ho!
Bad was the Ring of the loney Hobbit,
laydee-odle laydee-odle looooo.

Wraiths dressed in black sniffed and thought they saw it
laydee-odle laydee-odle lay hee ho!
So the began to pursue the Hobbit,
laydee-odle laydee odle loooooo! ♫ 

That's all I can think of right now. 

And here's 16 Going on 17. 

This is Arwen to Aragorn: 

 ♫  You are 87, going on 88,
Baby, it's time to think.
Better beware of Sauron out there, yo
Baby, you're on the briiink.

You are 87 going on 88,
Fellows will fall in line
Hobbits and men again and again
will ask you to not resign. 

Totally unprepared are you
to face a world of orcs
timid and shy and scared are you
of looking like a dork.

You need someone older and wiser 
telling you what to doooo
I'm immortal, going on mortal,
Iii'll take caaare of youuuuuu.  ♫ 

That's all I got. Good night!