Ok, I know I've been talking about Cabin Pressure a lot, but I thought this was too funny not to share.
So in this one episode, for reasons I'm not going to say because it's complicated and I'm lazy, the flight attendant and the co-pilot have a few hours to kill at a bar in an empty airport, so they get some pineapple juice.
Gerry (airport manager): May I freshen your juices, gentlemen?
Douglas (co-pilot): Oh, why not. Let's live a little.
Arthur (flight attendant): This is great!
Douglas: Good vintage is it?
Arthur: No, I mean this, you know, two guys sitting at a bar, couple of drinks, box of those black paper napkins that always look so cool, like we're in a film. I feel like I should have a hat.
Douglas: God knows you *have* a hat.
Arthur: No, I mean the ones with the dent in them they used to wear in black and white times. Gerry, could you polish a glass?
Gerry: Oh, have I given you a dirty one?
Arthur: No, I just think it would look good. And Douglas, we should be saying things like "Hey...you guy....the dames, eh?" "Yeah, the dames...stupid dames..." "You had any luck with the horses?" "No the horses are all...idiots." "You know, between the dames and the horses sometimes I don't even know why I put my hat on." That's how they talk in bars isn't it?
Douglas: No, Arthur, that's not how ANYONE talks ANYWHERE.
HA HA
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