I worked in my aunt's backyard for most of the day, clearing bamboo leaves out from under and around the bamboo, and it was fun, but it was also a bit dusty and I got completely caked in dirt. When I got home, I decided to blow my nose because I felt like it. After blowing said nose, I looked in the kleenex because you do that, or at least I do, even though it's gross, and besides the usual contents of one's nose there was about a truckload of dirt plus a few trees and boulders. I wasn't surprised that they were there, because I'd been working with dirt and trees and boulders all day, but I'd have thought that I'dve noticed it before then. I think my nose is like the TARDIS cause it's bigger on the inside than it is on the outside, so I can fit loads of stuff in there without noticing it much. That would be pretty cool, actually. I wouldn't have to carry my books or viola around, I could just stuff them in my nose and they'd fit no problem. Plus if my nose was like the TARDIS, it could automatically translate different languages for me in my brain. And I could use it to travel through Time and Space.
Changing the subject, why is it called "kleenex?" It sounds like something that gets rid of Clean instead of promotes Clean. Like "windex" sounds like gas-ex instead of window-cleaner stuff. And the word "repeat" sounds like you peat something, then you peat it again, thusly repeating it. But whatever I'm going to sleep. Good night!
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