I was using it to walk across my bedroom, when it was suddenly impaled by a Mysterious Sharp Object which turned out to be a thumbtack. It startled the b'gosh out of me and hurt like the dickens. But what really made me mad was that it didn't even bleed. When I suffer a serious injury that causes me both physical and mental anguish, I like there to be blood, or a bruise, or at least a broken bone, but what I got out of this one was just a little teeny weeny hole in my foot that I can barely see.
If you look closely, there's a little red dot thing. Ruddy waste of pain.
that red dot is a sign of cancer. I'm pretty sure.
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