I'm procrastinating a bit, but I just had an excellent idea for the Letter Of Introduction I'm supposed to be writing. I think I'll start it like this:
"I am King Killiwanni!
Emperor of eternal night!
Knight of eternal day!
Seeker of eternal truth!
And Lord of eternal eternalties!
...oh yes. And Keeper of eternal flame! (plus one can eternal lighting fluid)."
-Gilligan's Island, Season 3, Final Episode
And in my resume I'll put, "Order of Merlin, 1st Class, Chief Warlock of Wizengamot, and Five Time Winner of Witch Weekly's Most Charming Smile Award." [:
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