Hey, I just realized I've never talked about any of my weird dreams! I've had a ton of weird dreams. I can't throw a brick without hitting a weird dream.
Anyway, here's one of my favorites.
I was walking on the beach, sort of wading out into the water, and the ground suddenly opened up.I fell through the ginormous crack and found myself in The Oyster Kingdom. It looked a bit like the Bat-Cave, only wetter and was filled with "oysters." Except for they weren't really oysters, in the dream I was thinking that they looked more like mermaids, but what they really looked like was humans.
Anyway, the Oyster Princess was being held captive by her father, the Oyster King. So I rescued her and brought her back up to my folks' house. We went into my bedroom and I locked the door, because the Oyster King was trying to catch us, but then I realized that my bedroom floor was full of holes and that the Oyster King could easily fit through any of them thus catching up with us and rekidnapping the Oyster Princess. So, I quickly grabbed a bunch of boards and some nails and a hammer from the Boards, Nails, and Hammer Drawer in my bedroom, and nailed some of the boards over the holes in the floor, thus saving the day.
The End.
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